The Copy Family (they need the eggs)

Matrix Metals - Flamingo Breeze part 1Pretty sure this song would make you crazy if you listened to it for even an hour straight. It sounds like the looped outro theme to a terrible crime-drama/sitcom combo assembled from the deleted scenes of Miami Vice, Burn Notice, Dexter, Magnum P.I., Hawaii 5-0 (old version), Rockford Files, and Unsolved Mysteries, i.e. a television show made from the blandest detritus of other television shows. This song is gross and therefore (like so many other disgusting things) extremely appealing: it's hard to stop listening (q.v. the pernicious allure of the Filet-o-fish jingle, the Free Credit Report Band commercials, or even Owl City's loathsome and insane "Fireflies" song (the video actually makes the song more or less bearable depending on your tolerance for wind-up toy tweeness)). But you have to stop listening at some point, I'm sorry to say. Because if you were to put this baby on repeat and decide to "ride the Flamingo Breeze" (your words, not mine) you would end up in Fort Lauderdale, clothed in nothing but the sewn together sleeves and lapels of pink and turquoise blazers, drunkenly and painfully making love to a bottle of generic sunscreen, after which you would try to converse with the local rats to find out where the good grub is. Etc. Be careful with this song is all I'm saying.[Buy Flamingo Breeze]

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