You can complain about your aches and pains, sure. You can catalogue your bruises and your cuts, okay. People get it. But if you refuse to go see the doctor, the nurse, the local sage, the garden healer, the mudman, or even the lettuce supplicants, how are you going to verify this stuff? You keep telling us about your involuntary depilations and other denudings, but do you do anything about it? You can list your pustules and suppurating lesions, why not, everyone can get into that, who doesn’t like a little wound mapping, am I right? But do you have to do it so boastfully? Be conscientious is all I’m saying. Not everyone feels as bad as you do.[BUY Idiot Glee]