Sam Prekop - C + FFor calling out of work on a nice spring dayTo whom it may concern: This is Mr./Mrs./Ms. __________ . I'm not going to be able to make it into work. It's my ({head}{stomach}{allergies}{blood}{animus}{bones}{nerves}). Really ({acting out}{giving me trouble}{under duress}{entropic}{temperamental}{angry}). Please don't let this dampen spirits at work. I'll be back ({tomorrow}{next week}{someday}{during the rainy season}). God be with you.[Buy Who's Your New Professor]