Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns - Between Two SheetsI recently received an arts grant from Holiday Inn to write a few episodes of a sitcom that will play on the guest room televisions as a default welcome and distraction when the guests first switch on their TVs. The show follows the adventures and travails of two human bed warmers in the London Holiday Inn. Jason, the male bed warmer, and Lynn, the female bed warmer, hate each other at first. They can't even stand to be seen in the same bed. Each has a different style of interacting with the guests, and each has a certain philosophical outlook regarding the vocation of bed warming. As you might guess, those philosophies diverge on a few crucial issues, one of which is the degree of moral obligation they have, as bed warmers, to the well-being of the guests. Jason and Lynn kiss at the end of every episode, but fight at the beginning of every episode as well. There are some ghosts involved, as is only natural. Lots of maids too. Keep an eye out for it in 2012.[Buy A Blow For Me, A Toot To You]