Get ready for Halloween. Eat all the white tips off the candy corn kernels. Summon the specter of Martin Van Buren Bone. Where's your spirit gum?--not the adhesive, the chewing gum for spirits? Revel in the harvest. Cast your chaff into the bonfire. Dress up as zombie Charlie Brown kicking Lucy's head instead of the football. The Doctor is FUCKING OUT. Drink a pitcher of boilermakers. Dance to this song.