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25Apr/11

Penny farthing

Turing Machine - Flip-Book Oscilloscope

The Mystery of the Indeterminate Water Ice

The fourth investigator was David. He brought us the mystery of the water ice. Was it cherry or strawberry--or some more exotic flavor? Each of us took a bite. We all used the same paddle-shaped wooden spoon. No one could tell which flavor it was. The red narrowed it down, but not enough. “Not watermelon,” Peter said. “And not plum,” Matthew said. No one thought it was fucking plum, I thought. “It’s got to be cherry, guys,” Matthew said. David grabbed the cup and sipped from the melted red runoff juice. “Strawberry.”

Everyone died that night from poisoning.

[Buy A New Machine for Living, which may be, technically, the first DFA record.]

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